another one~ (these are great time killers)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
Make several 1/2 inch veritcal cuts in both
"crafts of many cultures" I think I'm supposed to make a carousel somehow.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
Cord for a light

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Erm. I honestly don't remember. I think, like, a biography on Adam Sandler or something.

Without looking, guess what time it it is?
Er. I dunno. 1:00?

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1:12 hahaha I'm amazing

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Windows media player. Does that count?

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Like, an hour ago. Supposedly, we had to go pick up this sick kid, but then we didn't.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Plants versus Zombies. Oh, the retarded power!

9. What are you wearing?
Shorts and a T-shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
No, actually. Usually I do.

11. When did you last laugh?
#8

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves. There's a couple of plaques, too.

13. Seen anything weird lately?
We've been over this, amiright? #8

14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's pretty stupid, but entertaining enough.

What is the last film you saw?
Up. I laughed. Good movie.

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I would make sure all my friends would be good to go as far as big debts or things like that. Then I'd probably just put it in an account somewhere and let it slowly drain away.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I'm a Life Scout now. BAM.

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Hate.

19. Do you like to dance?
haahahhahahahahaha no.

20. George Bush:
was a president.

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Uh, I dunno. Kimberly, maybe? I don't think that far ahead, do I?

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
SHELDON EGGAMON. And he would become a Captain in the Airforce, and get caught as a Prisoner of War in some country, and he would crack under pressure. ahhahahahah geddit?

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yeah, I guess so. Not a big wish or anything.

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don't think I'd be able to say anything. That whole being God thing is a bit uh I don't know completely overwhelming in every way, shape, form.

25. Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
but why?